Christmas beards!
Hot on the heels of the Gillette story, here’s some more shaving related news. My good buddy Spencer recently suggested that us guys stop shaving during the month of December and grow Christmas beards. I have never grown a beard, and any attempts I have made were quite pitiful. It either looks like pubes on my face or a shitty, patchy, dirty Scientologist Tom Cruise-esque beard. But as Spencer said, there’s a certain solidarity or brotherhood that comes with a few guys all trying to grow beards at the same time. So I figure with the price of razors these days, I’ll just become even lazier and stop shaving for as long as I can tolerate it. It’s been about five days so far (I got a head start and stopped shaving a few days before December began) and I have bit of a dirty beard going so far. I’ll probably end up shaving it off in a day or two, but we’ll see how it goes. I would encourage all guys and any hairy girls to get in the holiday spirit and grow a Christmas beard.
December 2nd, 2005 at 12:22 pm
Don’t give up on the beard. We want to see ZZ Top style beards, so get growing slacker!
December 5th, 2005 at 9:58 pm
Well let me just say that I’m flattered to have my name on the internet and that it was actually Chris myErwin’s idea I just rallied the troops. Also Rob you said 4 days ago that you’d probably shave it the next day so I think you should just come to terms with it, this thing ain’t going anywhere but further down your neck.
Furthermore, in the 5 days I’ve been beardin’ it up my penis has been touched 17 times.
Also we should document our beard growth with pictures and quick sentences underneath the pictures that say stuff like: “look at my beard in this one” and so forth.
P.S. I’ve masterbated 17 times in the last 5 days.
December 7th, 2005 at 9:16 am
I agree with Spencer, there definitely needs to be a weekly check-in or “beard-in” if you will. If not for recording the growth of each, then for my own amusement. Pictures of each, and how many days growth. We had a similar event at Trent every year, and there was this big-ass trophy you would get your name engraved on and win really cool stuff. Go for it.
December 14th, 2006 at 3:20 pm
Ho Ho Ho…… Dboy here from blighty, me and good buddy matt aka spongebob are also growing christmas beards. keep up the good work guys. we are in a pub and did a quick search on google for christmas beards to test my phones web access and oh my god we got hits galore !!!
christmas beards for the win.
happy xmas